defendth3faith:

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

    Pros:food
    Cons:making

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

oreoofficial:

why dont ppl do random things for me? u know. send me a message, draw me, paint me, send me $300,000

eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

raisinbrandy:

i see a lot of posts on tumblr along the lines of “let’s watch movies and make out” and yeah i can see the fun in that if the movie is boring but if the movie is REALLY GOOD and has a lot of intense action scenes or dialogue then don’t kiss me don’t tOUCH ME DON’T LOOK AT ME BECAUSE YOU BETTER BE WATCHING THE GODDAMN CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE ON THE SCREEN WE CAN HAVE SEX AFTER THE AVENGERS SAVE THE CITY

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

partyintheurl:

single and ready to not single 

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.