thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

freckledbuttchester:

I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell

virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

thetenantoftennant:

That look of terror when someone tells the waiter that it’s your birthday

jetrocketskates:

"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.

ifyoucarryonthisway:

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

"What a fucking nerd"
- Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

nippled:

annoying online and irl

64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

    Kid:Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
    Cashier:Are you 18?
    Kid:It's okay, they're a metaphor.